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March 3, 2009

Legend of Chun-Li

From Bri­an Chen’s hilar­i­ous review of the new Street Fight­er movie:

Kreuk looks like a gawky, stiff ostrich when she attempts to bust out kung-fu moves. She’s nar­rat­ing the major­i­ty of the time, and her intel­lec­tu­al­ly bank­rupt sen­tences accom­pa­nied by her soul­less dic­ta­tion should spur the legal­iza­tion of guns in movie the­aters so you can shoot your­self with them.