{"id":79,"date":"2009-06-05T22:03:22","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T11:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/?p=79"},"modified":"2009-06-05T22:03:22","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T11:03:22","slug":"terminator-salvation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/2009\/06\/terminator-salvation\/","title":{"rendered":"Terminator Salvation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chris\u00adt\u00adian Bale returns as Bat\u00adman in the tech\u00adni\u00adcal\u00adly stun\u00adning and facepalm\u00ading\u00adly bad\u00adly exe\u00adcut\u00aded Ter\u00admi\u00adna\u00adtor Sal\u00adva\u00adtion. Wit\u00adness all intel\u00adlec\u00adtu\u00adal aspi\u00adra\u00adtions of the Ter\u00admi\u00adna\u00adtor uni\u00adverse reduced to large-scale pyrotech\u00adnics as the writ\u00ading team strug\u00adgle to hold the audi\u00adence\u2019s atten\u00adtion in a movie with almost no endear\u00ading char\u00adac\u00adters. Relive the excite\u00adment of hav\u00ading the obvi\u00adous spelled out when woe\u00adful\u00adly cast Hele\u00adna Bon\u00adham Carter resumes her role as the Archi\u00adtect from <em>The Matrix Reloaded<\/em>. You\u2019ll def\u00adi\u00adnite\u00adly be lean\u00ading back with crossed arms in antic\u00adi\u00adpa\u00adtion of the next mis\u00adplaced one-lin\u00ader from Ter\u00admi\u00adna\u00adtor&nbsp;2!<\/p>\n<p>Bonus points go to the writer who made the last line from the only mem\u00ado\u00adrable char\u00adac\u00adter a ham\u00admy pun about the human heart. Addi\u00adtion\u00adal bonus points go to the writer who removed said mem\u00ado\u00adrable char\u00adac\u00adter thir\u00adty sec\u00adonds before close, thus reset\u00adting the Ter\u00admi\u00adna\u00adtor uni\u00adverse to almost exact\u00adly the same state it was in at the begin\u00adning of the film. Sequels ahoy!<\/p>\n<p>What I liked: Excel\u00adlent heli\u00adcopter crash intro sequence, <em>Con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adtions with Sarah Con\u00adnor<\/em>, John\/Marcus con\u00adfronta\u00adtion, Mar\u00adcus inter\u00adfac\u00ading with Skynet (although, again, does his gen\u00ade\u00adsis real\u00adly need spelling out?). Marcus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chris\u00adt\u00adian Bale returns as Bat\u00adman in the tech\u00adni\u00adcal\u00adly stun\u00adning and facepalm\u00ading\u00adly bad\u00adly exe\u00adcut\u00aded Ter\u00admi\u00adna\u00adtor Sal\u00adva\u00adtion. Wit\u00adness all intel\u00adlec\u00adtu\u00adal aspi\u00adra\u00adtions of the Ter\u00admi\u00adna\u00adtor uni\u00adverse reduced to large-scale pyrotech\u00adnics as the writ\u00ading team strug\u00adgle to hold the audi\u00adence\u2019s atten\u00adtion in a movie with almost no endear\u00ading char\u00adac\u00adters. Relive the excite\u00adment of hav\u00ading the obvi\u00adous spelled out&nbsp;when&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xhva.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}